yesterday i pretended...
...i didn't squeal when i found "timeline" for five dollars.
...to ignore the creepy college people in the coffee store.
...the automatic paper towel dispenser didn't really startle me.
...i didn't blush during the romeo and juliet balcony scene at a shakespeare workshop.
...to have no inhibitions when playing a strange version of red light, green light.
...i wasn't embarrassed to be looking through someone's house at an estate sale.
...it wasn't the third time in one week i've eaten at chickfila.
today i pretended...
...the girl in the yellow coat jumping up and down and squealing because the snow started falling...wasn't me...ahem...